HotMovies

HotMovies How porn is watched has changed a lot over the years. We now live in a golden, nay, a platinum era of porn where it is both free and plentiful. It would be harder to go a year without seeing any porn than going a year watching porn every day.

The Hero We Deserve

That I ended up in this universe, on this planet, in this period of time makes me wonder if I’m the hero this world needs right now. A hero who provides order to the endless barrage of fantastic porn pouring out onto the digital streets every day. If that’s the case, I’m proud to be who I am, and I will carry the torch until the day I drop.

At some point in my elderly life, I’ll experience that final boner. The one that does in my penis for good. But even then, I won’t stop. If I can’t slap my meat, I can still tell you guys where the good porn is. Of course, you won’t find me on the casting couch blowing the pussy out of young 18+ teens anymore. But you’ll find me on set, in a wheelchair with my hands in my pants, whether I can get stiff or not. I’m going out swinging, baby.

The Bad-Old-Days

However, this is all talk about the future when I mean to touch base with the past. Our ancestors, your great grandfathers, used to have to drive to their local porn theater and watch porn surrounded by a bunch of sweaty dudes trying to do the same thing. Needless to say, it wasn’t a pretty sight in the least. It smelled, it was humiliating, and you had to pretend that you didn’t see your boss there.

Because it doesn’t generally take a guy an hour and a half to masturbate, you could purchase time in the theater by the minute. That’s right. You couldn’t have enjoyed the long luxurious porn-watching sessions that you do now. Not unless you wanted to pay an arm and a leg while surrounded by fifty other dudes in assorted stages of cumming for three hours.