Slushy

Slushy is living on such impossibly good internet real estate that I’m shocked it wasn’t grabbed up by 7-11 or some other outfit selling syrupy frozen drinks. I’m certainly not complaining, as I think the site’s offerings are much more enticing than brain freeze and diabetes. Speaking as a porn webmaster and the guy who runs PornWebmasters.com, it’s just wild to me that the dot com was even available, and that it’s now serving up next-gen amateur porn with a super-modern interface.

That’s right, folks: Slushy.com is a freemium social porn platform delivering short videos by the buttload. They’ve called themselves “TikTok gone wild”, which I think is an apt description. Their traffic has been steadily rising lately, with about a million perverts tuning in for a peek last month alone. I’m crazy about DIY smut and I love the rapid-fire format of apps like TikTok, so I couldn’t wait to lube up and shake my dick at the screen. Let me tell you all about it!

TikTok Meets OnlyFans

It’s a great time to be a porn fan. The pandemic era brought us a whole lot of unpleasant bullshit like more expensive groceries, the death of 24-hour stores and angrier arguments over Christmas dinner at your uncle’s place. On the other hand, it also turned OnlyFans into a household term and turned legit girls next door into bona fide internet pornstars.