PornDudeCasting Sometimes, I love nothing more than kicking back, relaxing, and reflecting on a life balls-deep in the world of porn while I have a cigar between two fingers on my left hand and a throbbing whore’s clit between the fingers on my right. Man, it’s crazy how much I’ve learned over the years!
You can show me any pair of titties, and I’ll be able to tell you who they belong to without even seeing the chick’s face. If you ask me about the intricacies of interracial creampies, I can write you a motherfuckin’ essay. And when it comes to making submissives scream their safeword in a BDSM session? I’m a damn master!
But what good is all of that knowledge of porn if it isn’t taken full advantage of? After all, I’ve studied the ins and outs of smut every day for years. I know what it takes to make some genuinely unforgettable porn and what can suck the life out of a porn studio as fast as lightning. And this, my horny friends, is why I decided to kick-start Porndudecasting.com.
You see, I’m not some basement-dwelling dude who jerks off to porn but struggles to make eye contact with chicks on the street. I equally split my time between polishing my elite-tier fuck meat with my hand and also polishing it deep in the elite-tier cunts of porn whores in real life. But my porn-trained dick has become so notorious that I’ve begun to develop some seriously high standards.
The best way to describe Porndudecasting.com is the training ground where cock-craving whores from across the adult industry flock to see if they can deliver the kind of filthy experience that will leave my cock impressed. But it’s also much more than that. Are you keen to go deeper? If so, let’s kick-start this Porndudecasting.com journey and I’ll show you what’s what!
You’ve all read the porn-fuelled reviews from Sir Porn Dude and have no doubt been captivated by my no-holes-barred insights into the world of smut. But have you ever wondered what happens when adult industry sluts come face to face with my porn-trained cock? Porndudecasting.com is the place to see it happen.
Porndudecasting.com sees me burying my elite-tier fuck stick in the dripping wet cunts, hungry throats, and hardcore assholes of a smorgasbord of both amateur whores and well-known pornstars. As a man who appreciates quality smut, I also ensure it’s all captured in full 4K to make sure you don’t miss out on any cumshots, lube splashes, or shimmering puddles of squirt.
But this shit isn’t cheap, my friends. With the price of lube spiraling out of control, I have to charge a membership fee each month to show you my sordid antics. But you know that I’m a firm but fair man of porn, and I keep the monthly subscription fees low. To watch and download, Porndudecasting.com costs $14.99 a month. But you can also go for an annual membership with a one-off payment of $143, which will work out at $11.99 monthly.
There have been some crazy times on Porndudecasting.com, and I’ve honestly given up trying to scrub the squirt stains out of my couch. But when it comes to some of the most iconic moments, it’s the following scenes that I need to bring your horny gaze to!
1. Addison Vodka Makes a Special Delivery to The Porn Dude – As a man who has just spent an hour on the phone with a sex machine company demanding a refund because the product burned out after a seven after fuck machine party with my favorite slut, I feel that customer service has gone to shit these days. Just take the day I had in this scene. After hours of reviewing porn, I felt I deserved a large sausage pizza. The delivery girl, Addison Vodka, rocked up late, took a fuckin’ slice of my pizza, and didn’t even deliver the right toppings! Rather than tell her boss, I dropped my pants to show her what sausage really looks like. She took my fuck stick like a champ, and I managed to trigger her nasty side when she begged me to slap and choke her. I gave her some extra toppings to the face and sent her back to the pizzeria. After plowing that hot and fresh cunt, I’d worked up the perfect appetite to enjoy my shitty pizza!
2. Who Are You and What Are You Doing in My Bathroom, You Handsome Fucker? – ‘’Damn, Porn Dude! You must have the life that every man dreams of!’’ is the kind of shit I hear on a regular basis. Yeah, it’s pretty damn cool, but I also have my own problems, like waking up in a porn daze and wandering into next door’s house by mistake to find a big-titted ebony masturbating herself silly in the bathtub. Kona Jade was shocked to see me at first, but the sight of my Porn Chad face soon made her pussy wetter than it already was. Honestly? Thank goodness it was in the bathroom because this bitch was a wild squirter, and I quickly turned her into a human fire hydrant. After decorating my dick with her juices and leaving it covered in her pussy cream, I decided to reward her with a face full of hot spunk before heading home. I’m glad I don’t have to clean that mess up!