GirlScanner When I first heard of Girl Scanner, I envisioned a futuristic, coffin-shaped gizmo that can make a perfect digital copy of any beautiful woman who lays inside. Maybe my imagination gets the best of me sometimes, because the actual website is a hell of a lot more accessible to the average masturbator without a billion bucks in the bank. My dream device would be a modern miracle in the world of pornography, sure, but regular orgasms are also their own little ordinary miracles. GirlScanner.online won’t replicate your girlfriend or fax a copy of your naked body to the ex, but it will help you bust a nut into an old sock. They scan some of the big-name porn sites out there, keeping track of new paysite releases and offering full-length samples. They’ve been around for about four years now and steadily pull almost half a million visits a month, so it sounds like a good gimmick. I’m a hands-on dude, though, so I needed to lube up and see if that traffic was just a fluke, or if this is the real deal.