SimpCity

SimpCity Ever been to Simp City? I know that sounds like something of a rhetorical question, aimed at all the men sucking up to broads who don’t even seem to like them back, but I’m actually asking if you’ve seen the website of the same name. I guess the implied question still stands, though, because the site was built for folks who think of themselves as simps. I mean, it’s right there in the name, my dudes. Of course, if it was just a bunch of dorks simping over Tinder girls who shot them down, it wouldn’t be nearly as popular as it is. SimpCity.su was already getting hundreds of thousands of visitors per day within weeks of registering the domain, and it’s largely because this forum is devoted to porn from the worlds of social media, porn and celebrities. I love naked women of all kinds, but I’ve got a special affinity for these kinds of internet attention whores, so let’s give them some of that attention they’re craving. Oh, and don’t forget to bring some lotion and an old sock.