Undertow Club When I require a little splash of zing in my lengthy fap sessions, I break out the erotic video games. My fans are already fully aware of how fun gaming can be. Besides stroking your man horn, it’s all you dip shits get up to. I’m surprised you take breaks to eat, drink, and sleep. The Next Level As fun as playing Fortnite or Modern Warfare is, playing porn games on Undertow Club blows them out of the water. For beta pussies like yourselves, it’s the ultimate sexual stimulus. It doesn’t get any better than this unless you can find a way to alpha up. Trust me. That is much easier said than done. Transforming from a beta to an alpha is almost impossible. I’ve only ever seen one man pull it off, but he had to surrender it all to regain everything.
ULMF Everybody’s familiar with vanilla porn. You know, the standard stuff: missionary, blowjobs, hardcore anal fisting. Most porn fans have a general awareness of hentai, but few have any idea how deep the fandom goes. Newbies to the world of cartoon titties and pixel-game twats can get lost easily. What the hell do you do the first time you find a site like ULMF.org? The site gets a couple million visitors a month but is utterly baffling to a newcomer. ULMF stands for Unofficial LineMarvel Forum, which either makes sense immediately or means absolutely nothing to you. There’s no in-between. You probably found this review trying to figure out what it’s all about, or else you’re one of LineMarvel’s apparently rabid fans, Googling his name in search of another bit of pornographic Flash gold.
4Chan Adult Ready for some trolling at 4 Chan? Some people would say if you’ve never heard of 4chan, you should consider yourself lucky. Well, that’s not really the kind of company we keep around here. I know you’re a pervert, just like me, and you like seeing the weirdest, freakiest, sexiest and nastiest shit out there. That’s one of the 4chan’s big claims to fame. The site has been around since 2004 and has had its share of controversies. I’ll touch on that a bit, but there’s always Wikipedia if you need the full history lesson. I’m The Porn Dude, so I’m going to focus on the porn stuff.
SimpCity Ever been to Simp City? I know that sounds like something of a rhetorical question, aimed at all the men sucking up to broads who don’t even seem to like them back, but I’m actually asking if you’ve seen the website of the same name. I guess the implied question still stands, though, because the site was built for folks who think of themselves as simps. I mean, it’s right there in the name, my dudes. Of course, if it was just a bunch of dorks simping over Tinder girls who shot them down, it wouldn’t be nearly as popular as it is. SimpCity.su was already getting hundreds of thousands of visitors per day within weeks of registering the domain, and it’s largely because this forum is devoted to porn from the worlds of social media, porn and celebrities. I love naked women of all kinds, but I’ve got a special affinity for these kinds of internet attention whores, so let’s give them some of that attention they’re craving. Oh, and don’t forget to bring some lotion and an old sock.
AdultDVDTalk Forum So, we’ve got a forum on our hands, have we? Well, I’m here to dissect every porn site and that includes adult forums that you might have or might never have heard of. Forum.AdultDVDTalk.com is certainly one of those places that deserves our attention because it’s a fairly massive forum that has a lot of engagement and we’ll see exactly why that is. I mean who even buys porn DVDs these days. A lot of people apparently, I didn’t really expect that if I am to be completely honest with you.
XNXX Forum Forum sites have sort of gone out of fashion in recent times. Mostly because people have moved on to some more interactive things which include clean user interfaces where you can jump straight to the content without having to browse through an entire post just to get to it. Forums were really popular back when porn sites weren’t a thing because this was the only place where you could actually find some erotic content to jerk off to for free. This means that you were no longer confined to your Playboy magazines and the rest of the physical mediums that you’ve gotten used to at the time. Most forum sites aren’t that active anymore, but there are many out there which are including Forum.xnxx.com.
FreeOnes Board The FreeOnes forum just might be as much fun as the rest of their website, depending on what you’re into. They call themselves the “Ultimate babe site since 1998,” which is more than just an empty brag. Just the fact that they’ve been around since the twentieth century says a lot about the quality of the smut they’re peddling, as do their traffic stats, with close to eight million perverts stopping by last month. A discussion board of any type is only as good as its members, so it’s nice to see a healthy volume of perverts around here.
The Fappening Forum I spent the morning on The Fappening Blog’s forum, and boy, are my arms tired! It ain’t uncommon for a porn site, blog, or basically any online endeavor to include a message board, but it’s rarely more than just a little sideshow to the main event. This one’s something of an outlier in that it’s arguably one of the site’s main draws. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those forum members are skipping the blog and heading straight for the conversation and all the boobies within. I’ve written about TheFappeningBlog.com here at ThePornDude a time or two, as it’s long held the number one position among the celebrity nude sites on my list of Fappening sites. Even if you’ve never read my review or even heard of me, there’s a good chance you know the joint. They’re one of the original sites specializing in naked famous ladies, and still get a good 22 million visits per month. Today, I’m going to take a nice, long, close and hard look at their thriving forum of celebrity smut. I hope I brought enough lube!
NudeCelebForum tells you right in the name what’s inside, cutting down on the confusion that sometimes results from trying to come up with a clever brand name. As much as I love adult message boards like the Phun Forum, F95Zone and PeachyForum, noobs don’t have any idea what they’re getting into unless somebody tells them or they take a look for themselves. It’s a tradeoff that can pay off if you manage to get popular enough, but it’s still a gamble for a porn webmaster. The straightforward title seems to have paid off here, attracting exactly the celeb-loving demographic they were shooting for. NudeCelebForum.com gets more than a million visitors a month, which certainly ain’t chump change. As you’ve no doubt inferred from the name, it’s a message board devoted to celebrity nudes, so those high traffic stats are a great sign. Let’s take a closer look and see what all these starfuckers are chatting about.
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