Nozomi.la had to Google Nozomi because I wasn’t familiar with the term. Wikipedia’s got an article about a Japanese train service, the fastest in the world, and the name translates to “Wish” or “Hope”. Before you get any wrong impressions, the site we’ll be looking at today ain’t a haven for railcar fetishists, but it might have all kinds of weird, kinky shit you’ve been wishing and hoping for.Nozomi.la is a massive, sprawling free library of hentai. The domain’s been around for the better part of a decade now, and they’ve been attracting a healthy volume of weebs, otaku neckbeards, general perverts and anime fans for years. They’ve been getting a steady three million visits a month, which says a lot on an internet so thoroughly saturated with masturbatory content. Let’s see what all these nerds are shaking their dicks, shall we?
InkBunny Are you an Ink Bunny, or is that just something you think about when you’ve got the ol’ Johnson lubed up on your lunch break? Some folks might call it weird to masturbate to images of rabbit girls, reptile bitches, and your little ponies. That is why it’s always nice to find a community of like-minded perverts who aren’t going to look at you sideways for wanting to see Twilight Sparkle’s puckered butthole. Hey, it isn’t my usual breakfast fap material, but with enough weed and viagra, I can beat off to damn near anything! Let’s do this!
Nudography Like keeping up with celebrities and their curvaceous glory without having to sort through a bunch of gossipy shit? Then celebrate and thank me for linking you to Nudography.com. (Technically, I suppose you should also thank the site’s webmaster, but if you’re reading this, how else would you know about it if it weren’t for me.) Anyway, this compilation is one of the best resources for those who like keeping tabs with the photos, public nipple slips, and nudie scenes of your favorite celebs.
Ancensored I am a compulsive masturbator. After I rub it raw reviewing porn sites all day, I try to cool off with some regular primetime TV or blockbuster movies. I always end up spanking it to the famous broads on the screen, whether they flash their shaved twats or not. They usually don’t, ever, but when I see a chick like Brie Larson on the screen I hold out hope. The fuckers at Ancensored.com ain’t sitting on their thumbs waiting for it.
CelebsRoulette Pornstars know their fans are ruining their eyesight and growing hair on their palms every time they watch their movies. What about regular, “clean” celebrities? Surely, Eliza Dushka knows people are beating off to her even if she’s never flashed her beaver at the camera. It’s something to think about while you’re beating off to Eliza Dushka and other celebrities over at Celebs Roulette.
Scandal Planet Looking for nude celeb at ScandalPlanet? Most people with a functioning libido have at some point in their life developed a celebrity crush for a certain actor/actress, diva, pop-star, fashion model and so on. Most of the world would love to see some A-list celebrities naked or getting fucked, and the paparazzi have been trying to get evidence of that for literally decades now. But with the introduction of the internet and better technology in general, it’s become easier and easier to peek into the private lives of celebs. Everyone’s seen and probably fapped to High School Musical’s Vanessa Hudgens’ nudes, alongside Rihanna and Scarlet Johannson’s. There’s a LOT of celebrity XXX content on the internet at this point, and the fine people running ‘Scandal Planet’ have decided to amass a wide collection of it and categorize, allowing millions of horny wankers from all over the world to jerk off to it (or so it may seem that way).
TheFappening.pro Look, even though their behavior often makes us sing the 2010 Exodus song Burn. Hollywood, Burn, it’s hard to deny that many of the world’s celebrities equally make our cocks hard and leave us unable to fight our inner temptation and picture what they look like naked and doing some downright perverted sexual stuff. But, my fellow porn fan, what the fuck are you imagining for? Did nobody tell you that celebrities are just like you and me and love to get down and dirty as everybody does? I’m not sure I believe you, Porn Dude; it’s hard to see your average celebrity on a porn site doing the same shit my favorite pornstars do. I hear you cry. Listen here, Negative Nancy, it’s a lot easier than you might expect. You’re probably just looking in the wrong places.
DeviantArt is arguably one of the most popular hentai sites on the planet, though they don’t actually market themselves as such. The online art community has been around for decades now, and has always been welcoming to all kinds of artists, from photographers and videographers to the fursuit-wearing deviates drawing up all that X-rated anime you’ve been shaking your dick at. It’s only natural that an art-based social network with “Deviant” in the title would pick up a whole lot of beautifully deviant deviates along the way, along with all the twisted hentai they could come up with.
StudioFOW What’s Studio FOW all about? I can’t wait for their latest erotic game “subverse”, but I’m sure many of you don’t know who these fuckers are. Well, imagine you’re hours deep into playing Tomb Raider. You’ve been watching her ass bounce up and down for way too long now, but it’s fun so you keep playing. You run into a scene where you’re stuck on a deserted island. Suddenly some crazy assholes arrive and try to fuck Lara Croft.But of course, she manages to get away. You get fucking pissed, cause watching her get assfucked by these fuckers sounds pretty damn fun. You’ve been staring at her ass for four hours now!Well don’t worry, StudioFOW has the movie for you. It’s called “Lara In Trouble”.Studio FOW is a porn production group that features 3D models from various video game franchises like Tomb Raider and World of Warcraft. The videos are all very high quality and feature great plots that tie into the game, hot ass bitches, and enough screen time that you can bust a nut (~15 minutes).
Xbooru.com is a fucking mystery even to the kind of depraved motherfuckers who would associate with a guy like me. The site has been around for nearly a decade and has had 154,445,334 visitors so far, according to the counter on the front page. You’d never guess that looking from the outside, because it’s hard to tell exactly what the site is all about. Is it hentai, amateur pics, or something else?Today, I’m going to try to straighten out the learning curve when it comes to Xbooru. If you’ve been trying to become one of their monthly 4 million views, but didn’t know what to start, read on.