Taffy Tales Don’t you nerds wish you could just turn off your anxiety, shyness, and all of that embarrassing shit at will and become an ultra-Chad who plows pussy like it’s nothing? Yeah, I bet you do. Sadly, I’m not some genie who can grant you three wishes and give you all of that and a big cock to go along with it. You’ll have to work on being less of a pathetic incel on your own time. What I do have for you horny fappers is a welcome escape where you play as a hung nerd who unearths a hidden personality within himself.
Lust Epidemic Sometimes I can get down with a hot porn game. Sure, most fall by the wayside because they are absolute trash, but sometimes a game comes around that is actually half-decent. And, more often than not, it’s a game from an indie developer. Something about your entire financial life being on the line for a single project seems to produce better games, who would have thought? In my opinion, most successful indie porn games end up being worth playing. I do mean just the successful ones though. There are some underfunded trainwrecks of games out there that should never be played by anyone. But I’ve played some fucking amazing ones. From text adventures and dungeon crawls to action-adventure fuck fests in space. And that’s exactly what I have for you fucks this time around. Not the space part. An indie porn game fuck fest.
Tales Of Androgyny If you have ever played a turn-based RPG and thought to yourself, “this, but with chicks with dicks,” first of all, splash some cold fucking water on your face. After that, consider yourself a porn prophet of debauchery, because that’s exactly the kind of game you are going to find in Tales of Androgyny. You won’t find any teenage male heroes here like in your favorite animes. This is all about exploring a world full of androgynies people that are as horny as they are hung. Before you jump into the review and hopefully the game thereafter, according to developer Majalis, there are not a lot of hermaphrodites in the game. The vast majority of the characters in the game look feminine even though they may be male, female, or even slime. It’s the perfect solution for those that want to look at curvy hot bitches with dicks, and it makes some of the fights throughout the game pretty fucking memorable.
Katawa Shoujo Regular waifus simply don’t cut it for you weebs anymore. You’ve played dozens of visual novels that follow the story of regular girls doing normal things. Sure, those slice of life games can be great. You can find heartwarming stories where students overcome hardship and fuck each other in the school’s back rooms. But it’s time to spice things up a little bit. I’m not talking about playing some crazy hardcore fetish fuck game. I know you nerds like to take it easy and enjoy the story, characters, and setting, before you shoot your goo in your favorite waifu’s tight pussy.
House Party Game How many times have you been at a party where you don’t know anyone? Assuming your lame ass has been invited to a party at all, if you’ve been in this kind of situation, you know how shitty it can be. You don’t know anyone, it’s nothing but small talk, and you’re walking around with a raging boner hoping to fuck some strange. It’s usually a no-win situation – that is, unless you’ve been to one of Eek! Games’ house parties. If they are anything like the house party in its appropriately named adventure title House Party. Inspired by interactive walking simulators like Gone Home and the Leisure Suit Larry series, House Party tries to bridge both genres and create a humorous adult experience that is different than what is out there. In a sea of Ren’Py visual novels and hentai games that litter the genre, House Party tries to go against the grain to create an experience that players won’t find every day.
Cloud Meadow Have you ever found yourself jerking off in the middle of the night, only to find yourself wondering why there isn’t an XXX version of the indie game Stardew Valley? If that’s what you are thinking about, first of all, go pour some fucking cold water on yourself. This is an innocent farming game, you sick bastard! Apparently, it did not stop Team Nimbus. The result is Cloud Meadow. I have to say; it feels like they actually fucking pulled this off. But to call it merely an adult Stardew Valley clone would be undercutting what Cloud Meadow is genuinely all about.