H Flash Today, we’re playing hentai flash games on H-Flash! Gamers (of HFlash) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price – that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but most of them do and they’re usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, racist 4Chan videos, school shootings and boring fads that no one likes but them.
Fenoxo It would be fair to say Fenoxo Play has something of a cult following. The simple-looking Fenoxo blog gets 4 million views a month, even though it’s utterly baffling for a first-timer. Who the fuck is Fenoxo? Why should I care? What’s with the big-titted, big-dicked centaur busting a sloppy nut toward the bottom of the page? The subtitle of the site is Home of NSFW Ramblings. Hey, we’re in the same business! Well, not exactly. I’m more of an all-around porn guy, but Fenoxo has something uniquely perverted for the real freaks. Come with me as I take a tour of Fenoxo’s Blog and his collection of hentai games.
SextPanther! Remember the days of telephone hotlines? I remember. I’m that old. For the uninitiated, phone sex hotlines used to exist back before we had the internet, and theoretically, they’re still there somewhere in your daily newspaper. Look for them towards the last pages of the paper, in a corner somewhere. These bitches currently make pennies on the dollar because the internet’s streamlined damn near everything to the point that phone sex is no longer a viable option to fap. It’s much easier just to watch a porn video and jerk off that way. You could do it on your phone or your computer. It doesn’t matter. It’s easier to fap online than it is over the phone.
VisitMama Do you remember, back in the day, when you’d be sharing cheat codes for Grand Theft Auto with your buddies or getting tips and tricks from your friends regarding some exceptionally niche new video game to hit the market? These days, you’re probably far more interested in beating your meat to hardcore porn than playing video games, leaving one joystick covered in dust and the other joystick working overtime!
XLoveCam, baby! I’ve heard people say that watching Internet porn all day makes them feel disconnected from the rest of the world. I don’t get it, honestly. If anything, porn sites plug you right into a vast, interconnected network of sluts and masturbators around the globe. If you’re worried all the pre-recorded sex flicks are turning you into some kind of creepy hermit with a boner, unable to interact with real humans, I’ve got just the thing for you: live online sex shows. One place to see real live babes put on a show just for you, and even chat with those babes, is XLoveCam.com.
Cam sites full of horny chicks, eager to show off their goods to the world, are nothing new. Hell, they exploded once streaming video was accessible to every nympho with a webcam. XLove Cam ain’t new either; the site’s been around for 12 years now, so they’ve had time to figure out how to do this thing right.
XCams! What’s not to love about them? In the old days, you had to visit the dirty porn shop on the sketchy side of town, hoping the 18+ peep-show girls looked good enough to shake your dick at. Personally, I ran into hairy situations a few times and I’m glad we’ve moved on to online peep shows. These days it’s all about choice when it comes to live nude girls. XCams.com always seems to have a bunch of babes to choose from.
The site specializes in Euro cam-sluts, so you’ve come to the right place in that’s your poison. X Cams may be one of the lesser-known players in the sex cam game, but around 400 girls were connected and ready when I visited the site.
RyuuGames offers a completely different selection of anime-influenced entertainment than you’d find at GameStop, on Steam or the PlayStation Network. While this might be a bummer if you’re looking for a new FPS or punishing Soulsborne, their library will appeal strongly to weeaboos looking for something a little easier to jack off to. I love SFW shooters and RPGs as much as the next guy, but let’s face it, they just don’t have nearly as much masturbatory potential as a visual novel stuffed with naked girls and weird, kinky sex.
Flirtbate has one of the best titles I’ve seen on a porn website in years, in part because it sounds like something that’s been around for years. There’s a certain familiarity to it that might owe a little to earlier platforms, though the words they’ve smooshed together speak for themselves. I knew what the portmanteau was hinting at even before I clicked the link, so I wasn’t surprised to find a webcam site at the other end. This ain’t another generic Chaturbate knockoff, though. This one aims to be even more intimate than the usual internet peep shows you’re already tuning in to see. So, you ready to spend the evening flirting and masturbating?
xGames Some folks think xGames are just the regular old “extreme” sports your parents were into. You know, like snowboarding, skateboarding, waterboarding, boarding school and other assorted boardings. That’s all good and fun, but honestly, it’s a little hard to jack off to videos of dudes riding their bicycles over a ramp. Fortunately for all you perverts, today we’ll be talking about an entirely different type of X Games.