Moekyun popped up in my inbox this morning before I even got out of bed, and I spent the first couple minutes of the day rubbing my eyes and trying to figure out just what the fuck it said. Maybe it was the hangover talking, or just the fact that I hadn’t had my morning bowl of Viagra, but I couldn’t make sense of it. Well, that’s probably because it ain’t even in English. You otaku perverts probably got the reference, but I had to Google it. “Moe moe, kyun” is what you weeaboos yell while gazing upon something super cute and kawaii, but in this case, you’ll be able to jerk off at the same time.
Hentai.movie Would you watch a Hentai Movie that wasn’t animated by human hands, but by a machine that spends all its free time watching dirty movies? I’m sure there are anime purists out there who scoff at the very concept of android-dreamed fantasies, but I have a feeling most of you perverts would jump right aboard given the opportunity. Well, my friends, today may be your lucky day, but act fast—it ain’t going to be free forever!
Cumflation Cumflation is a pretty obscure niche, but it’s common enough on the hentai sites that I’m surprised the dot-com hadn’t been snatched up ages ago. Then again, how valuable could the domain be when the fetish has always been limited to the kinky world of adult anime? The average porno movie production just doesn’t have the kind of special effects budget you’d need to shoot semen-pumping, belly-expanding scenes with real-life pornstars. Putting out content like that would be a massive gamble for most studios, but what about one with experience and success at shooting live-action hentai?
Hentaied Ever see a girl get Hentaied? You know what I’m talking about: sexy chicks with crazy hair getting boned by tentacles while making ahegao facial expressions, everything dripping with a thick coat of sticky, icky goo. If that’s what gets you going, you’ve probably had to go your whole life settling for cheaply made doujinshi catering to your freaky fetishes. What if I told you there was a porn site with all the trappings of the craziest hentai, but filmed in actual video with real babes?
Naruto Pixxx Whoever started NarutoPixxx was way ahead of the curve, at least when it comes to hentai. If you’re a fan of X-rated manga, you’ve no doubt noticed the rising popularity of filthy Naruto parodies in recent years, coinciding with an aging demographic of fans who grew up with the characters. The NarutoPixxx.com domain was registered back in 2009, offering weebs a more explicit look at Hinata, Sakura, Itachi and the rest of the gang than you’d ever find on TV.
Hentai Sex School If you’d attended Hentai Sex School, maybe you’d know a thing or two about sucking, fucking, submission and tentacle sex. When people complain about the modern-day education system, these are exactly the issues that come to mind. Thankfully, there’s a way to catch up on all that lewd learning, and all it requires is an internet connection and a few bucks a month. Oh, and you can jack off to it, too!
HeyHentai Hey Hentai! I’m always on the lookout for new, awesome sites full of incredibly sexy hentai videos. And that’s not just to tell you fucks about them. I love this shit. I want my own personal library of kick-ass hentai sites to bust nuts to. But sometimes I have to be a little generous and give you dudes the deets. After all, the more traffic these sites get the more content they can pump out. And, as you know, not all hentai sites are created equal. Some fucking suck while some will blow your damn mind. Let’s hope the one I’ve got for you today is the latter, but I have my doubts.
HentaiCore recently came across Hentai Core and thought it could only be one of a few different things. It had to be some new brand style of heavy metal where all the lyrics are about anime sex, or maybe it was a new sci-fi flick where the Earth was full of molten manga girls with big titties and giant dicks. Alternately and most realistically, I knew this would be another hentai collection on the Internet, though I was immediately curious what the gimmick was.