In case you couldn’t figure it out from the name, My Sugar Daddy.com is a dating site aimed at sugar babies and sugar daddies. They’ve been around for years now and get close to a million visitors a month, which says a lot about the platform as a whole. Whether you’re looking for a dude to take care of you or you want to do the taking care, they aim to take a lot of the bullshit and the guesswork out of the equation. Let’s see how well they live up to my expectations.
Sugar Daddy Meet I’ve gotten some flack over the years for my visits to high-class escorts and back-alley crackwhore BJs. I’ve had people tell me it’s better to hook-up with local fatties on Tinder, or use some expensive computer-dating service that will match me with somebody based on a 4-hour fucking test I have to take first. Fuck that tripe. What if I just want a hot chick to love me for my money? Well, SugarDaddyMeet attempts to answer that question.
Since 2007, SugarDaddyMeet.com has been helping monied motherfuckers meet the babes of their dreams. If you’re looking for a sugar baby, this is your type of dating site. (And if you’re a good-looking broad who likes money, you should probably sign up, too.) They only serve the top 20 richest countries, so apologies in advance to that wealthy Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me. They’ve got a mobile app available, though it still lacks certain features of the website, so I’ll be doing this review on the web version.
Swingers Date Club aka SDC Swingers aka SDC.com! Not every website that you visit in order to feed your endlessly lustful appetites has to be an orgiastic smorgasbord of escorts and porn and all-out fuck fests with anal gaping and deepthroating and double penetration galore. Consider for a moment that you might take some time out of your day to become a little more enlightened about sexuality.
My hunch was wrong, though. HighReply.com is a nicely polished dating site and app, with an emphasis on quality profiles and a few unexpected features. The platform’s been around for about a year or so as of this writing, and the website alone gets about 10,000 visits a month. That ain’t much compared to the big-name competition, but web traffic stats are just not the greatest indicator of an app’s popularity or its quality. I’ve got a few days until my next visit from a pornstar on the PornDudeCasting couch, so it seemed like a good moment to cast my net and see who I could catch.
Heated Affairs calls itself the World’s Largest Cheating Site, which is kind of a bold-ass claim for a joint getting just a tenth of the traffic they’re pulling over at Ashley Madison. Then again, a tenth of ten million is a pretty fucking deep pool of potential partners, so I ain’t ready to start scoffing just yet. In fact, looking at those traffic stats made me even more eager to get inside and see who needs a bit of PornDude dick on the side. If it happens to be your wife, well, it’s nothing personal, friend.
Uber Horny It can be a pain in the ass going out there to meet horny sluts. So many bitches these days have dumb fucking expectations for a “relationship” or “something stable.” Man, screw that. I just want to take a dime piece back to my pad and fuck her pussy raw until she has to stumble out in the middle of the night because, you cucks know, I’m not letting her spend the night. It can be tough to find sluts out in the wild who are down with that. Usually, the only chicks interested are way too fucking drunk or blasted out of their minds, and I’m not trying to catch a court case.
Looking to “Be Naughty.com“? Porn is fucking awesome, but it usually doesn’t get you laid. Sure, you can check out forums, or hop into discussions with other people on certain sites, but when does that ever work? Those people might be taken, or they might not be looking to get down. If you want to get some action, then you need to out there and put the time into finding the perfect babe. I’m talking about dating sites. No, not those preppy and stuck up sites where the chicks won’t even put out. I’ve got a site where every slut on there is looking to hook up and get fucked.
Wanna get laid at FuckBook.com There are plenty of dating sites out there, some of which even claim to be hookup friendly; others have just built a reputation for being so. Not every dating site is ideal, though, when it comes to trying to get laid online. So, how are you supposed to know which ones are legit for your dick and which ones are shit? Well, let’s break down a few of the more popular ones in terms of whether or not you are likely to have any luck using them in order to get a little bit of a better idea.
Fling.com You’ve seen it time and time again, I’m sure … “Sign up now for the number one hookup site! No charge! No card needed! Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area!” How many times have you been fooled by that old trick, huh? Oh, who are we kidding? We both know you still click on these ads every once in a while, on the sheer hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will be real one day.
Unfortunately, though, this kind of site doesn’t seem to exist. If it seems too good to be true, hell, it probably is. But I still have hope that one of these days someone will figure out a way to come out with a completely free, real, sexy hookup site. Not like Tinder, either, something that is very explicitly for fucking. I don’t like to have to play all the games on apps like Tinder and Bumble and Plenty of Shit. It’s fucking annoying. Sure, Tinder has a reputation for facilitating a fuck ton of hookups, and it definitely has worked for me before. But it still requires way more work than I would have preferred to put into it! You still, most of the time, have to jump through hoops, play the game, before pussy is ever even close to being on the table. And the table is always a good place for pussy to be!
It would be nice, however, if there could be just one site that is unabashedly for casual sex and nothing else. A site that commits to that mission – that mission to help you spew your emission – and is jam-packed with sexy broads who are horny and loose and ready to party. Somebody, please tell me if they find that site out there. I’ve heard of Feeld before, it’s an app, but I think it’s mostly for couples and swingers. Plus, it isn’t very popular, so I can’t imagine the selection would be stellar.
Ashley Madison.com is a discrete dating site made for you married people out there who aren’t happy with just one partner. With a slogan like “Life is short. Have an affair” you know exactly what this site is all about. And a fuck ton of people use this site. They bring in an impressive 13 million views every month. And Ashley Madison has been around since 2001. That’s nearly a decade of morally ambiguous matchmaking experience under their belt.