Apparently Nicol Kremers is famous. Reality TV famous. You know, the kind of fame that comes from being dramatic in a rented villa for three weeks while screaming about cocktails and betrayal in Belgium and The Netherlands. She’s probably been on one of those trashy shows where everyone’s either crying or fucking or crying while fucking. Do I give a shit about reality TV? No. Do I care about Nicol taking a dick on camera sometime soon? Abso-fucking-lutely. That’s why I’m here, digging into this woman’s digital backyard like a horny raccoon. I don’t know what’s real or fake anymore, but I know my cock’s getting warmer the deeper I scroll. This is my research process: open browser, search name, lose brain cells. We’re not here to win a Pulitzer. We’re here to find out if Nicol Kremers is gonna bounce on something hard and give us the show we all secretly want
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And for good reason! Japanese girls are some of the most objectively beautiful women on the planet. There’s just no debating it. With their soft, fair skin, those sexy eyes, their petite little bodies, and tight, tiny pussies. I absolutely fucking love it.
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Porn Webmasters Aspiring porn webmasters could sure learn a thing or from a dude who’s been in the business for a while, don’t you think? Well, you’re in luck, because it just so happens I know exactly the guy. Do you realize ThePornDude has been around for nearly a decade now and gets a couple of millions of visits a day? I may have started as just another masturbator like you, but I’ve since turned my hobby into a full-on career.
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I mean, do you know how hard it is for a chick to keep her man in line when there are so many dick-hungry Thots roaming the land looking to alleviate her of her partner? Shit, a woman has to be working around the clock to ensure her man’s eyes don’t start wandering, and his dick leads the rest of his body balls-deep into some wild and loose pussy like a magnet to steel.
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You can show me any pair of titties, and I’ll be able to tell you who they belong to without even seeing the chick’s face. If you ask me about the intricacies of interracial creampies, I can write you a motherfuckin’ essay. And when it comes to making submissives scream their safeword in a BDSM session? I’m a damn master!