As you may well have guessed from the title, TitsTok.me is a TikTok-style video site with a focus on big boobs. They just launched a couple months ago and have exploded right out the gate, with thousands of visitors swinging by to create their own little explosions. That’s a cum joke, and also fair warning: you’d better get a tissue or something ready before you head inside. I’ve got my official Porn Dude emoji sock, available in the PornDudeShop, so let’s see if we can fill that bad boy up today.
SwipeFap These days, we’re all living lives that are increasingly busy. Between work and family, it can be hard to find sufficient time to dedicate to porn marathons. Shit, I bet many of you can remember dedicating ten hours or more to one porn-viewing session and now find yourselves lucky to get an hour to yourself.
Yep, while the days of watching 2+ hour plus porn movies from start to finish might be few and far between, there’s still a light at the end of the horizon. These days, we’re seeing a growing number of XXX sites on the scene that cater to short-form porn clips presented in a style similar to social media platforms like TikTok.
These ultra-modern porn sites allow you to consume an insane amount of smut in short intervals and take your cock on the adventure it deserves via short, sharp porn clips that really pack a sexual punch. Well, that’s how it’s all supposed to work in theory. But, as always, not everything is that simple.
I’ve been exploring as many of these new platforms as I can in recent months. While I’ve found a tonne of sites that can provide a wild porn adventure, I’ve also encountered many that are utterly shit-tier and offer you more of a nightmare experience rather than a porn dream come true.
Luckily for you, I’ve also been taking names! I’ve been reviewing all of these sites in detail to ensure that you don’t fall into the trap of shitty platforms and instead find the kind of elite-tier smut that you and your smut-hungry genitals deserve. This brings us to the topic of today’s review as we get ready to dive into a porn site called Swipefap.com!
MyClub If I asked you to join My Club, would you do it? That’s something of a trick question, obviously, since you’re already reading my website and may have seen my work at PornDudeCasting, too. I’ve already established my own little corner of the web, which is growing bigger by the day, but what about all the adult content creators out there who don’t want to learn web design, marketing, and all that other nerdy bullshit? They’ve got a growing number of options for peddling their smut, and this next one looks promising as hell. (Although if you’re looking for an edge, I’ve got a lot of tips on my other site, PornWebmasters!)
My.Club calls itself “The #1 subscription-based platform with real creators.” That’s a big brag, especially with OnlyFans pulling more than a quarter of a billion visits monthly, but this ain’t some new company popping up out of nowhere. This one’s a social media porn platform by the same folks who do StripChat, so I immediately had higher hopes than I do with most OnlyFans knockoffs. Their webcam platform has consistently held a top slot on my list of Live Sex Cam Sites here at ThePornDude, so I couldn’t wait to see how well they pull this off. Could the big OF finally have a real competitor?
Slushy is living on such impossibly good internet real estate that I’m shocked it wasn’t grabbed up by 7-11 or some other outfit selling syrupy frozen drinks. I’m certainly not complaining, as I think the site’s offerings are much more enticing than brain freeze and diabetes. Speaking as a porn webmaster and the guy who runs PornWebmasters.com, it’s just wild to me that the dot com was even available, and that it’s now serving up next-gen amateur porn with a super-modern interface.
That’s right, folks: Slushy.com is a freemium social porn platform delivering short videos by the buttload. They’ve called themselves “TikTok gone wild”, which I think is an apt description. Their traffic has been steadily rising lately, with about a million perverts tuning in for a peek last month alone. I’m crazy about DIY smut and I love the rapid-fire format of apps like TikTok, so I couldn’t wait to lube up and shake my dick at the screen. Let me tell you all about it!
It’s a great time to be a porn fan. The pandemic era brought us a whole lot of unpleasant bullshit like more expensive groceries, the death of 24-hour stores and angrier arguments over Christmas dinner at your uncle’s place. On the other hand, it also turned OnlyFans into a household term and turned legit girls next door into bona fide internet pornstars.
Sharesome Do you want to share some on Sharesome today? The question might sound like gibberish if you’ve never heard of the website, but since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, you can probably guess what kind of content we’ll be sharing. When I see the word “share” connected to an adult website, I often assume I’ll be checking out a porn forum, a download blog or an imageboard. Sharesome offers a more modern way to swap nudes and naughty vids, so all you millennial masturbators are going to fucking love this one.
Kwiky Anybody up for a Kwiky? I’m a sucker for a good brand name, and I think these guys knocked it out of the park. Everybody knows what a Quickie is, and I even Googled it to make sure I’m not just a pervert; most people think fast, easy sex when they hear the term. That creative misspelling is going to make this joint a little easier to remember, especially once you hit that post-nut clarity, and their millions of monthly visitors seem to back that up.
The only question is, what kind of fast, easy sex is Kwiky.com selling? No, this ain’t a new hookup app nor a fresh entry among my growing list of AI Porn Sites. The gimmick here is free, short porn clips served up like an adult TikTok, offering an interface a few seconds quicker than your traditional sex tube. To tell you the truth, I was sold as soon as I heard the words “free” and “porn”, and well, I’m always in the mood for a quickie.
PornHub Shorties has long since established itself as the go-to spot on the internet for free pornography, and like the rest of you, I’m a huge fan. Sure, you’ve got a million choices out there when you’re horny and don’t want to spend money getting your rocks off, but between the massive, well-stocked collection and all the big brands on the platform, the ‘hub has always been an easy choice. When I found out they’ve launched a new feature called Shorties, I had high hopes immediately. I don’t want to blow my whole load in the first paragraph here, but I’ll go ahead and tell you right now that I wasn’t the least bit disappointed.
Welcome to ZZCartoon a website that’s home to so much fictional (3D) cartoon hentai porn that it can keep its fans satisfied and jerking off to something new on a daily basis. There is so much XXX cartoon content on here that you could fap to something new every hour for literally years, and the content itself is pretty varied so you can switch between videos, images, and comics if you don’t wanna settle for one format for too long. This site hosts all kinds of fictional porn, from drawn 2D/3D comics to fucked-up 3D sex clips with tentacles. I’d be lying if I said that this site wasn’t a treasure trove of drawn XXX fiction compiled from all over the internet, and there’s plenty of stuff to do jerk off on here, so if you’re someone who prefers to jack off to cartoons fucking over the real stuff and also want to keep your masturbatory life spicy and full of excitement, then you should give ZZCartoon.com a shot on your lonely nights.
iXXX Cartoon Porn aggregator sites come in all shapes and forms to offer all kinds of content. You can find pretty much any porn category to watch with porn aggregator sites. One such genre is cartoon porn. If you look at a website like iXXX.com, you will notice that there are all kinds of categories to choose from. We will look at the cartoon category today because I’m sure not many reviews deal with this genre. It might not seem like a popular one at that, but I promise you that many people get turned on by cartoon porn than hentai or regular porn content.
XAnimu Are you the kind of waifu-addicted weeb that turns his nose up at the sight of a real slut getting railed? I can’t say I get it, but I’ve heard you incels argue about it enough to get a general idea. You want hot animated babes that can do anything and everything. Real girls are flawed and limited by dumb shit like, you know, the human anatomy. Your waifus can do so much more kinky shit since you don’t have to worry about getting sued for trying to shove an 8-foot long gyrating horse cock up some unsuspecting pornstar’s pussy.
Your dream waifu could take that shit in stride. And you want to see some truly degenerate shit. There’s nothing like jerking off to 2D or 3D whores getting fucked by tentacles, monsters, animals, or your second favorite waifu. So, I went and did the hard work for you. I found a site that is utterly dedicated to animated porn of all shapes and sizes. We’re talking about hentai, SFM, and cartoon fucking galore. It’s all available to you free of charge at Xanimu.com.