DorcelVision

I had DorcelVision recently, so I made an appointment to visit the local eye doctor to see if she had anything that could help. It turns out she didn’t, and now there’s a photo of me near the counter and a note to call the police if I show up. I guess the lesson here is that if you’re afflicted with a condition named after a world-famous French-Hungarian pornographer, you’re better off just jerking off than getting a new pair of glasses.

Then again, maybe Dorcel Vision isn’t an eye problem at all. I’ve been perusing DorcelVision.com all morning, and their premium 4K smut is all crystal clear and hot as fuck. The site’s logo says the company has been around since 1979, though the actual website is a few years younger. Their business model is old school, though; instead of the usual subscription model you find at most premium sites, these guys are selling dirty movies pay-per-view. Fire up your fax machine; we’re going fap to the future with some porn VOD.