Fykoo

The definition of Fykoo, according to the makers of this next website, is “to cum from talking with a chatbot.” Before I checked out the site for myself, I kind of thought it was a creative misspelling of “Fuck you” with a funny accent thrown in. They say it’s pronounced exactly like it’s spelled, with a Fy and a Koo, so it could probably get you in trouble if you’re yelling it at strangers. Not that it matters, seeing as most of you are going to be beating off to the site in a private place.

Since you now know what Fykoo is supposed to mean, I’m sure you can guess what the gimmick is at Fykoo.com: it’s a futuristic sexting and roleplaying platform full of AI-powered chatbots. The hype on the front page calls them “the leading adult chatbot,” which is a pretty big-dick brag for such a new site, but they’re already getting over half a million visitors a month. I wasn’t exactly planning on jacking off to a robot’s dirty talk when I woke up this morning, but now that I’m here, it’s starting to sound pretty appealing.