GirlsWay

GirlsWay My life is fucking exhausting. I live on coffee and Redbull. It’s not because I don’t sleep or I work too hard. It’s because I fuck way too often. I’m constantly bending bitches over stuff and plowing their pussies. It’s a miracle I find time for anything else.

You guys would kill to live my life. I have all the sex you guys don’t. In a way, I owe you a thank you. If you bastards weren’t so unfuckable, I wouldn’t be so attractive to top-notch puss. You’re the dark to my light. That’s why I do these reviews for you. It’s my way of giving back.

However, when you have as much real sex as I do, traditional porn can get a bit boring. Watching a stunt cock crush puss isn’t as thrilling when you’ve been the stunt cock so often. It leaves me wanting at times. I’m sure that’s a feeling you’ve never felt before. You have my pity.

I couldn’t imagine living in a god-forsaken world where women don’t fuck. Watching ladies pleasure each other is a way different experience than straight porn. It’s much closer to fine art. I’ve never watched straight porn and thought to myself, “That was beautiful.” I find myself saying that every time I visit Girls Way. It’s a shame fine art galleries frown upon jizzing on the work. More people would probably visit art museums if they loosened that rule.