Love Home Porn

Love Home Porn I know I do. What’s not to love about amateur porn? Well, let me rephrase that—what’s not to love about amateur porn done well? Obviously, there is a fuck ton of amateur porn out there that really puts an emphasis on the “amateur” part of it. I’m talking about shaky cameras, shitty recording quality, 10 or 15-second video lengths. I mean, seriously, who the fuck records a video of 10 seconds of them fucking someone from behind in which you can maybe see the girl’s ass for like 2 of those 10 seconds and says to themselves, ‘you know what? This should be on the internet!’

These people are annoying and should be hanged. Okay, maybe that’s a little extreme. But they should at least be beat up a little bit. It makes browsing for good amateur porn nearly impossible! Now I have to sift through thousands of videos of your bullshit just because you thought your 10 second fuck was worth posting to Porn Hub? Fuck off, you incompetent imbecile.

No, when I say that I love amateur porn, I obviously mean good amateur porn. The homemade videos that you come across once in a while that are shot well and feature extremely hot chicks. That’s another thing that I love about homemade porn; the fact that the chicks are hot but not plastic hot. You know the difference, right? There are the girls next door, and then there are The Girls Next Door, the reality tv show that followed the lives of Hugh Hefner’s platinum blonde bimbos for like six full fucking seasons.

Amateur porn lets you see girls getting fucked that you might actually have a shot with in real life. I’m not trying to be a dick, but, come on, we both know you’re not fucking anything that even somewhat resembles a playmate (unless, of course, you order a blow-up doll made to look like a playmate; then I guess you might have a shot). But these are girls that could be your neighbors, your coworkers, your wife’s younger 18+ sister. Real girls that don’t have tits so stuffed to the brim with silicone that squeezing them makes it feel like they might pop.

Plus, the fucking is more often than not far from theatrical. I mean, I hate to be the burden of bad news, but professional porn (much like professional wrestling) is not real. Okay, maybe it’s more real than professional wrestling, maybe that’s not the best analogy. They are actual sluts actually getting fucked. I just mean to say that we all know it’s a performance; the moans are exaggerated, the extent of the pleasure often dramatized.

Come on, you didn’t really think that she liked having three dicks in her ass at once, did you? Honestly, that doesn’t sound fun for anyone involved. But she’ll moan through the pain and try to put on a happy face through her tears thick with mascara. But that is 100% the money talking, getting her through. And, hey, for what it’s worth, it is really good money.