Mythic Manor How many of you are in your 20s? You know, a virgin living with your parents and wishing there was a way out? I’m sure there are plenty of you raising your hand right now. If only you could find a way to move out of mom and dad’s basement, get a job like a real man, and discover the art of enticing women to ride on the Tiny Knob Express. Mythic Manor put you in the role of a dude that’s in exactly that kind of predicament. But instead of him sitting alone in his room and jerking off to porn videos for the rest of his life, he is thrusted into a manor where he lives among gorgeous women that are anything but female. They are actually mystics: mythical creatures in human form that walk among us. Kind of like aliens walking among us but think more along the lines of minotaurs instead of ET’s low-hanging dick.