Peachurbate.com

Peachurbate.com Did you Peachurbate yet today? I actually just finished a long Peachurbation session, and boy, are my arms tired! As a professional smut reviewer and pornography scholar, I use a lot a lot of euphemisms for beating off, so I was immediately intrigued when the link for this next website slid into my DMs, and I wondered what the angle would be. How does Peachurbation differ from your typical public restroom fap session? Will there be actual fruit, or is the Peach in the title a reference to the emoji often used to represent an ass? I love butts, for sure, but I ain’t averse to weird food fetishes and other tomfoolery.

Peachurbate.com calls itself The Best Porn Archive, their front page promising “No ADS, No Bullshit, Just GOOD PORN for Ultimate Jerkoff.” Couple that with the logo of Princess Peach winking and caressing a peach, and I honestly thought it was going to be a hentai site.