Shorts XXX is a TikTok-style porn platform, serving up an instant and steady stream of naughty little loops. The site gets close to half a million visitors a month, which ain’t bad at all given the growing volume of competition in this niche. As addictive as the real TikTok can be if you’re into viral dances, pop psychology bullshit, conspiracy theories and adorable animals, the setup here is much more conducive to a quick fap session on your lunch break. I’ve been up for a few hours now and haven’t whacked off yet, so let’s see how well this quickie porno machine can fix my blue balls.