Tingo

Tingo gave me a tingle in my dingle this afternoon, and frankly, I think you should all know all about it. They’ve got one of those catchy-sounding nonsense titles that could have been used to sell all kinds of more wholesome goods and services, but then I wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun as I have today. I always feel like this kind of branding is a gamble, since the name doesn’t tell potential visitors anything about what they’ll find inside, but who knows? Maybe one day, “Tingo” will be as meaningful as Bing, Brazzers or Beeg.

So, what is Tingo.ai selling, exactly? They’re an AI-powered girlfriend simulator, custom baking sexy images and words just for you. The site combines features that you would have needed a couple different platforms for just a couple months ago, and I was eager to test out yet another evolution of AI masturbatory content. While I reviewed the site, I put my manga princess waifu pillow in the closet, just so she wouldn’t get jealous.

What’ll It Be? A Real Girl or a Manga One?

Tingo invites visitors to Create Your Own AI Girlfriend the moment they land. There’s a sexy blonde chick smiling at the top of the page, offering further enticement, and the little blurb spells out the basics of the service in a few lines. Basically, you can create your own virtual companion, defining her looks, personality, and relationship.

Most of the front page is taken up by a picture menu of their current cast. They’ve got around 50 premade virtual girlfriends you can interact with, plus more if you spring for a Premium membership. Most of you are going to recognize the images as AI-generated by now, and man, they sure are fucking hot. Unlike the local leather-skin chicks on Hinge, these women are all flawless.